It's not you. Oh no, wait... it is you!

Like I said before, it's one thing to tell yourself that you are single and happy and another thing to believe it. A friend, however, has filled me in on her Three Point Plan for being truly single and happy (she remains nameless... unless she reveals herself). And since I got the "It's not you, it's me" speech from Mr. Jerk-Around, I'm going to give it a go, only I'm going to add a Fourth Point.

The Three (now Four) Point Plan for being Single and Happy:

1. Girl friends to hang out with. (Check)
2. Vibrator. (Check)
3. Exercise. (Umm... I'll have to work on that one.)
4. Knitting projects to work on. (Check)

I've already got three out of four down, so I'm on my way already! I'm a bit suspicious about exercise being the final key to being a Happy Single (not to mention, my friend is married... but I won't hold that against her), but as an act of faith in my new plan (because I do love a plan!), I pulled out the Taebo dvds I bought a gajillion years ago and used a grand total of twice (and felt very nauseous), and I jumped around with Billy Blanks for 40 minutes. Go me! Hopefully I can stick to Point 3. Because surprisingly, I feel happier already.

Sock shot (and a Klingon Hula):